I want to join OnlyFans — with a mask covering my face…

I don’t know what it was about this last week, but it seems like every podcast episode I listened to had someone talking about OnlyFans. For those of you who don’t know what OnlyFans is — it’s an online content service, basically for sex workers to get paid by pay-per-view for their content. You can post photos or videos in lingerie, naked, having sex, getting blow jobs — being pretty naughty — and your fans can connect with you and make requests.

Now, I’m definitely not a sex worker. I have never had any porn online, I have never worked in the industry, I’m shy even trying to be sexy around my boyfriend! However, when I heard this mom of two in her late 30s talking about making $2 million bucks a month? My ears perked up.

She mostly posted photos of her in lingerie. Not naked.

WHAT? How could that be?

As I kept hearing more about this — the numbers were astonishing. Celebrities are making tens of millions on this site by having subscibers pay a monthly fee for their their content.

I immediately told my boyfriend all about it and he said — you should sign up! (this surprised me) I told him I definitely had been thinking about it…. But I wouldn’t want people knowing who I was — so maybe I could just put a paper bag over my head and call myself “The Paperbag Princess”? He laughed and added that I could tape over my tattoos and people who wanted to see them could pay me to take videos removing the tape.