Top 3 Alcoholic Poop Stories

Disclaimer: This article has graphic details about human feces and isn’t for the faint of heart!

Anyone who has had an intimate relationship with an alcoholic — or has been/is an alcoholic themselves, will understand the shit situation that comes with it — and I mean that literally.

And I’m not referring to the shits you get after a weekend of partying with the bros…no, no — I’m referring to when you’re a full-blown alcoholic and you can’t even contain your uniquely yellow, liquid stools that are a result of your damaged liver/digestion and sometimes find yourself in some pretty awkward situations….

Like when you’re in a public place and you know there’s absolutely no way you’ll make it to a bathroom in time.

Or when you literally just leak your entire bowels out because you are so intoxicated and your body isn’t functioning normally.

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Fortunately, I haven’t been the alcoholic shit leaker in this situation, but my mom was. Recently, my brother and I were recounting stories from our childhood and are finally able to look back, roll our eyes and laugh about it.

And before all the self-help gurus and therapists on here start telling me that I’m only laughing to hide and mask the pain…

Stop. Hold your breath. I have processed the pain, I’ve worked through that trauma and now, I’m very happy with how I’ve turned out despite…